kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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