She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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