I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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