Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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