no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
