So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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