I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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