dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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