so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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