She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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