yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Did I show you my penis last night?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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