A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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