break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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