where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
