so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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