So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
