Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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