i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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