You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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