Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
