thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Fuck appropriateness.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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