Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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