whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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