I've blown a few things in my day
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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