Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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