chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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