Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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