it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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