What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Welp...herpes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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