And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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