Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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