All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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