Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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