Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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