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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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