Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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