I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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