i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You have to summon your inner elephant
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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