why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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