: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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