So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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