Walk of Shame. In a state park.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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