Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize
