Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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