no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
