does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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