totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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