Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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