The maid of honor just puked.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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