He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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