weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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