ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
