Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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